The Subtle Mummy is anything but subtle. She tells it like it is with absolutely no filter.

With a Masters of Teaching and a Degree in Fine Arts, Zoe can be incredibly eloquent when she wants to be… she just often chooses not to.

Zoe is a mother of two who isn’t afraid to talk about the taboo side of motherhood and the realities most people politely avoid. You won’t find her taking life too seriously, because she firmly believes life is only as fun as you allow it to be.

Follow along as she navigates motherhood with humour, a little mischief, and a habit of stirring the pot whenever the opportunity presents itself.  

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Diary of a Subtle Mummy…

When a man washing dishes becomes a turn on.

  Ok, this one is for the lads. Men, if you are married and want to be having more of the “cookie” then you need to read this. I will reveal a secret weapon that ensures you will get more...

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The EOH Pelvic Floor

The EOH Pelvic Floor

Have a baby naturally they said… it’s life changing they said…. Let me tell you something, my first child broke my vagina and you don’t want to know what else, but I’m going to tell you anyway. Yup, it’s broken and I need a mechanic trained as a gynaecologist to fix it.

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The Prankster Part III

Last installment and these were my top 2. I hope they don't disappoint. 2. Sad  One year, on April Fools again, I sent all my friends the same message saying: “I’m out the front of your work. Sorry...

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The Prankster Part II

Here are the next two... Enjoy. 4. Spider in the cot. Ok, so another one to do with my husband and the mummy forum. I used to always freak out that I would turn on the monitor and there would be...

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The Prankster

  Ok, I can honestly promise you this will be my best blog so far. It's a little long so I apologise in advance. Having a brother that was six years older than me and being born into a family...

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Subtle as a brick in the face

    “Strike while the iron is hot” they say. So, here I am, only a day after the intro, typing up another post. The feedback I got was that I should be me, blunt, unfiltered, brick face,...

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