The Subtle Mummy is anything but subtle. She tells it like it is with absolutely no filter.

With a Masters of Teaching and a Degree in Fine Arts, Zoe can be incredibly eloquent when she wants to be… she just often chooses not to.

Zoe is a mother of two who isn’t afraid to talk about the taboo side of motherhood and the realities most people politely avoid. You won’t find her taking life too seriously, because she firmly believes life is only as fun as you allow it to be.

Follow along as she navigates motherhood with humour, a little mischief, and a habit of stirring the pot whenever the opportunity presents itself.  

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Diary of a Subtle Mummy…

My weight loss journey

My weight loss journey

My weight loss journey.
Unfortunately I was never blessed with the skinny gene (if that’s even a real thing), heck up
until last year all my jeans were skinny jeans regardless of the style. I know my fellow thick thigh women can relate to trying on a pair of jeans with rips
and the bulges of thigh trying to escape results in you looking like a tied up
leg of Virginia ham!
Ever since I posted my old head shots, you know the ones that looked like I had run them through some warping filter but I actually hadn’t… Yup, no wide lenses was used… Just (not so) little old me… I have been asked so many times what my ‘secret’ to losing all the weight is and what the trick was.
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Prep

Prep

It's happening, only 6 days until you start Prep my love. I think the first day of kinder and the first day of Prep are so very different but equally as hard. Last year when Ari started kinder was...

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Work Life Mum Life

Work Life Mum Life Balance? Is that even achievable? I had a few people recently write to me asking for me to share my tips on work/life balance and I think I chuckled. Do I look like I have it...

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Oh it’s broken alright

Oh it’s broken alright

It has been a long time coming and I hope it was worth the wait, but the time has come to tell the story of ‘The broken vagina’, that I briefly touched on in a previous post. Now, if for some reason...

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Potty Training Success

Potty Training Success

A year ago, almost to the day, I wrote a blog called "Potty Training Envy" and I rambled on how hard it had been after two failed attempts at potty training Ari. I felt defeated, and flat, like a...

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The mum working holiday.

I chose to be a stay at home mum (SAHM) but that doesn't mean it's easy. This year was the first year I stayed home without being on maternity leave, but rather just because. Not because I could...

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