by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 13, 2016 | motherhood
I wanted a boy… It finally happened and you have joined “the breeders” as we are often called and gotten pregnant. The first thing people ask you is, “Do you want a boy or a girl?” and my cliché response was “I honestly don’t mind as long as I have a...
by The Subtle Mummy | Jun 11, 2016 | motherhood
Twinning. There comes a time in every mothers life when you buy your first matchy matchy outfit with your child. For some it starts slowly with a matching headband or sneakers (that was my first), or others go all out with a head to toe, Ralph Lauren advertisement,...
by The Subtle Mummy | May 17, 2016 | General, motherhood
I remembered a funny incident today that had me searching through old Facebook posts to find. This was me as a new mum about 2 years ago. Shout out if you’re having one of “those” days! *warning this status is rated MO (mothers only)*** if...
by The Subtle Mummy | May 13, 2016 | motherhood
Many of you may not know it but there is a secret underworld of mummy forums. The first rule of the mummy forum is you don’t talk about what happens in the mummy forum. They are private pages especially for mums to ask advice and what not. I was initiated and...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 28, 2016 | General, motherhood, romance
Ok, this one is for the lads. Men, if you are married and want to be having more of the “cookie” then you need to read this. I will reveal a secret weapon that ensures you will get more action. I can’t say I have had much romance in my life. I never went...
by The Subtle Mummy | Apr 18, 2016 | General, motherhood
Have a baby naturally they said… it’s life changing they said…. Let me tell you something, my first child broke my vagina and you don’t want to know what else, but I’m going to tell you anyway. Yup, it’s broken and I need a mechanic trained as a...